New dating term: "priancé" an unofficial fiancé
Hey, Hey! Good lookin',
Hey, Hey! Good lookin',
You caught me COMPLETELY by surprise with that one.
I did NOT see that coming.
Please don't hold it against me.
Love, The girl who is really regretting a choice she made last summer
Dear Life,
There is a baseball metaphor for just about everything in life.
I feel like this one applies lately.
This is me throwing out the runner at second.
Love, Jess
Thanks for handling my complete panic attack so well.
For a moment, I thought you were going to snort your drink out your nose
because you were laughing so hard.
Love, Jess
PS- I will try to be a better buffer zone.
It was a sneak attack that I didn't see in time.
Dear Cookie Monster,
Sometimes I don't understand.
I think we are in a good, neutral place,
and then you go and do something weird...
Love, Just Friends
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