Dear Julia Child,
Thanks for sticking to the "Bro Code (Girl Version)."
You didn't have to but I appreciate it.
Love, Jess
Dear Shawn,
You. Me. Play. Soon.
Love, Gus
Dear JRB,
You are so stinkin' cute!
I don't know why you were having such a problem keeping your
pants up around your waist on the playground yesterday,
but at least it didn't slow you down any.
Love, Miss Jensen
Dear Bestest Best Friend,
I haven't seen you in a while.
We should do something sometime.
Love, Jess (yes, that is my real name!)
PS- You really should have a baby so I can dress him/her in
cute little Aggie clothes...just sayin'...
Dear Mr. Dancer Man,
You are one good looking man.
However, I don't know if I want to pursue this.
I don't know how well we would go together.
Love, Jess
PS- "I just love to look at him!"
(Name that movie!)
Dear Dr. Seuss,
You wore me out trying to get a first date.
I'm kind of done caring now.
(But, obviously not as much as I pretend to be...)
Love, Jess
Dear Elder,
You must be doing something right.
Satan wouldn't be trying so hard if you weren't.
Love, Big Sis
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