Dear Captain America,
Speaking as a completely objective third party observer with absolutely no personal interest in the matter...
Love, Jess
Hey, Hey Good Lookin'
I don't need to flirt with you.
I will seduce you with my awkwardness...and sound effects.
Love, Jess
Dear Captain,
I feel better knowing that your real parents are just as upset as I am.
Love, Mother
Dear B,
There may be something there that wasn't there before.
Love, Jess
Dear Barbie and Ken,
I just don't understand...
Love, Jess
Dear Single Boys Everywhere,
Just sayin'...
Love, Miss Jensen
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